Jokes

Chintu Ki Aatmkatha  

Pareshaan Thi Chintu Ki Wife,

Non-Happening Thi Jo Uski Life

Chintu Ko Na Milta Tha Aaram

Office Main Karta Kaam Hi Kaam

Chintu Ke Boss Bhi Thhe Bade Cool

-- Promo Bhul … Par Bhulta Nahi Tha Wo Deadline
Kaam To Karwata Tha Roz Till Nine

Chintu Bhi Banna Chahata Tha Best

Isliye To Wo Nahi Karta Tha Rest

Din Raat Karta Wo Boss Ki Gulami

Promotion Ke Ummeed Mein Deta Salami

Din Guzre Aur Guzre Fir Saal

Bura Hota Gaya Chintu Ka Haal

Chintu Ko Ab Kuch Yaad Na Rehta Tha
Galti Se Biwi Ko Behenji Kehta Tha

Aakhir Ek Din Chintu Ko Samjh Aaya

Aur Chhor Di Usne Promotion Ki Moh Maya

Boss Se Bola, "Tum Kyon Satate Ho ?

Promotion Ke Laddu Se Buddhu Banate Ho!

Promotion Do Warna Chala Jaunga …

Retention Bonus Dene Par Bhi Wapis Na Aunga"

Boss Hans Ke Bola "Nahi Koi Baat.

Abhi Aur Bhi Chintus Hai Mere Paas!

Sabko Bas Aage Badhne Ki Padi Hai.

Tum Na Karoge To Kisi Aur Se Karaunga.

Tumhari Tarah Ek Aur Chintu Banaunga!"

JAAGO CHINTU JAAGO